May 2013
brothers-on-a-motel-bed:
Do you realize how far Sam has come though ?
He went from the boy with demon blood to the boy whose blood is so pure it can cure demons
I mean shine bright like a sam winchester ok
the-yolocaust:
why do all old ladies have short hair
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jadehariey:
burairium:
jadehariey:
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
no wonder its in washington
OH MY GOSH
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
halotharfroggies:
poison-parfait:
mrotiski:
international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you
idk i’d rock it
Well
there goes all my hair
best-of-funny:
llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
X
tvvink:
“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
theinsufferablefan:
broadway-aradia:
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
morrisassy:
do you ever love a band so much you just want to hit every member in the face with a shovel
moriartyisaprincess:
barackobama:
feathersmcstrange:
polished-trophy-pretty-whore:
stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
sneadly:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
kyleehenke:
kyleehenke:
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
goldenclitoris:
*white girl at a party voice* can you like, take a picture of us?
madturbating:
princess:
imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
Watchlindsaychrist:
i wont let this video die
Me in school: *checks time*
Time: 8:00 am
Me in school: *checks time 2 hours later*
Time: 8:01 am
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Me on tumblr: *checks time*
Time: 8:00 am
Me on tumblr: *checks time 3 seconds later*
Time: 11:59 pm October 23rd,3035
komekoro:
harshwhimsy:
did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
uoa:
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
whocaresforyourlonelysoul:
brickjolras:
broken-ice:
geometricdeathtrap:
teruteruhanamura:
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window
This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is.
something tells me it’s hannibal lecter
I think I would...
of-castles-and-converses:
ribbonbomb:
“baby” i say in reference to a character who can kill without a second thought
paradisaic:
paradisaic:
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
